Monday, June 29, 2020

Monarch turns investigation over to federal authorities

Amid the   embezzlement  scandal The monarch turned in all  documents that are necessary to all of  the federal  authorities. The monarch said the other day, that I have a  runoff election to campaign for I have no time for an investigation in a scandal that is nothing  but  two candidates playing dirty politics. Yesterday the speaker of the house of delegates turned in all of his  documents  regarding the  embezzlement scandal.  we  don't know if any charges will be pressed but we do know is that the speaker of the house of delegates  is in a witness protection program.   the authorities are not  going to put the monarch in  a protection program beacuse  they understand that it is a  campaign season  and it makes no sense toput the monarch in a  witness protection program and  also   he has no knowledge about the scandal  what so ever so the judge wouldn't   find  him as a   viable witness in the trial.  what  the monarch concluded is  that there were  three players in  the embezzlement.  the bank of  austin island,   the appegio campaign and  the cabral  campaign. both  campaigns   deny any involvement in  this  embezzlement scandal.

1 st Runoff election debate today.

Today is  the    1st runoff election debate between  john smith and austin  young one month to the   day of the   runoff election.The   debate  will be  set up like  this  there will be   two  hours of  debate each candidate has  3 minutes  per question to anwser. There will be six questions asked by  the opposing candidate. 18 questions  will be asked by anyone  in  the public and   16 questions will be asked by a  blind moderator. unlike in future debates there will  be unlimited time for both of the candidates to speak  but  it has to not exceed a total of two hours. both  candidates jointly  agreed  due to the  pandemic to do all four debates   via  a   zoom confrence in order to keep socially distant.

Saturday, June 27, 2020

New documents from the austin island bank show that the appegio and cabral campaign laundered in 40 million units from a loan

New documents from the speaker's office show that the bank of Austin island is a  fourth party player in the election embezzlement scandal. after the speaker of the Austin island house of delegates has retrieved  bank documents   from  the arpeggio campaign and   the Cabral campaign  showing that  the two campaigns loaned   more than  40 million  units from the national bank. This comes amid both campaigns being under scrutiny for electoral fraud.   the bank of Austin island said that the 40 million units were wiretapped between the two candidates. the speaker of the house of delegates was subpoenaed to turn in all of his documents in the embezzlement scandal by 5:00pm tomorrow.  then local authorities said that we must put Mr. Tinselville in a  witness protection program after he turns in all of the documents he has in his office if he doesn't comply immediately there will be a search warrant looking for all of the papers that the speaker has.

BIG ELECTION BRIBE SCANDAL IN AUSTIN ISLAND

A Big election   scandal in austin island has been   discovered in austin island   with  documents and bribes and a big  28 million unit  prize.  the  major players in the scandal were Louie Cabral and  sal appegio who  tried to fabricate the 1st round results in order  to have those two candidates advance to the   runoff. The   speaker of  the austin island  house of   delegates said   that  Mr.appegio and  Mr cabral  bribed me   25,000 units  to attempt  to bribe  the election to make it look like  they advanced.  Mr. Tinselville turned in  documents  on  June  12th  explaining  the detail  of the election embezzlement  scandal.  both  candidates have no knowledge about any bribes between   these three men  but the monarch had something to say after the press asked him a   question about the matter of  the embezzlement scandal.i don't know of any  embezzlement  scandal he said.  but one of the press reporters told him  that  these were  the documents   turned in  by thr   speaker of the house of delegates on  June,12th.  then the   lealoa village authorities came  as well.the  monarch told  the local  authorities that i don't know about  this  embezzlement scandal   but  this is   completely  dirty politics in  its worst.According to the  lealoa village police department Mr. tinselville will not face any charges for his cooperation. the monarch will investigate  the  scandal  and  turn in  everything to the  federal authorities.

Critcs say that thronal runoff could be a very contested political race

Another day another poll as Austin young has his second poll fall below   60%. according to the crander post, a poll has the incumbent monarch win by 16 (58-42). John Smith the monarchs clear opposition said that if he polls below 40% at the time  that voting ends I have no choice but to call concede at 8:00pm. Then the crander post asked Mr.smith  do you think that your opponent may win. Mr.smith replied maybe the way that all of the Austin island media is looking.  Then he said I do praise the monarchs quick actions of closure but I am not surprised by him stating that there may have been up to 20 confirmed cases he's right that they couldn't get a test by march 2nd.  but what I am criticizing here is why couldn't the government get the tests to give the government the data they need to get the coronavirus.  the monarch responded with that we didn't have a budget set up until March 1st  and it would cost more units to spend when you  have no fiscal  budget

Friday, June 26, 2020

Three Days before the 1st runoff debate

In austin island  the voters are looking forward to seeing the   first debate for the monarchial  runoff election, is coming  up soon.  but   now  

Thursday, June 25, 2020

Monarchial Runoff in five weeks

The monarchial runoff election is in five weeks and like the 1st round, people have some questions to be anwsered.

Why  Do we have a  runoff election for the monarch?
 
We have a  runoff election for the monarch because Austin island electoral law states that a  winner must have 50%+1 vote to claim victory or more and  since none of the candidates  achieved the threshold we have a runoff election.

How  do I cast my ballot

You cast your ballot by ripping a blank piece of paper in half and drop it in a  ballot box with the picture of the candidate and their name.

When will the  results come in
the   results will come in   when the monarch counts all of the ballots and  confirms all of  the  results.


Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Race For 123 unity way becomes heated

The road to 123 unity way is becoming tense but still, the monarch has a 22 point lead in the latest poll (61-39). As it is five weeks until the runoff election. the first monarchial debate is in five days via a   zoom conference. there are some rules each candidate has  3 minutes to answer each question. the opposing candidate can ask 6 questions with 18 questions from random people in the public. and 16 questions   coming from a blind moderator. the second debate is a  free for all in which candidates can shoehorn in their concerns. there is no time limit per question and as many questions  can be asked in a  two hour period

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

new unemployment numbers show that 49% of austin islanders are unemployed

The  new  numbers  from the austin island  bureau of  labor shows that 49% of austin islanders ar unemp

Monarch says that there possibly was 8-20 cases but weren't tested so he couldn't count it

The monarch of Austin island states that there were possibly 8-20 cases of coronavirus but weren't tested. the monarch says that all of the tests we have on file are from march,3rd onwards so we will go with all data starting on the third of March.  Then he said I don't want the people to blame me I just didn't know about this until a  test happened. and he said by about right now all of the people could have recovered.  The health minister also confirmed that we don't have any data before march third that we could go off of.  The data that the government will give is from march,3rd onwards because it is hard to count people who had coronavirus like symptoms but were not tested. he says it doesn't make sense but he will keep all data from march,3rd onwards.

Currently there are

Coronavirus cases: 0*

Tests: 472*

% positive 0.0%*

*note all  data is what the austin island  government has on file  the  8-20 cases  that were presumed  by  the monarch don't count but this  is  the data  from march,3rd onwards.

Monday, June 22, 2020

monarch says that if a confirmed case in any of the 8 group homes we must quarrantine for two weeks

CAPITAL CITY- The monarch just came out with an E.O stating if any group home  gets a coronavirus infection just to quarantine the group-home and let all families know about the quarantine and if they have to  visit all relatives in-person to wear a mask while on the premises. if not all group homes in greater Austin island are setting up a  zoom conference between all group home families of greater Austin island. The monarch says to follow all social distancing guidelines and other guidelines stated by the health minister. the monarch is now closing all travel to  California after governor Gavin Newsom reports spikes in COVID cases and 16 other states like Oklahoma.  the impact of  COVID's second wave on the united states has kept travel open to  30 states+DC.  The monarch says I like those 20 states but I don't want infections in Austin island. 

Friday, June 19, 2020

Monarch Announces That If there is A confirmed covid case in a nursing home that all residents must be evacuated ASAP

Yesterday after the results of the  1st round the monarch had something to say after a  reporter asked him "what are you going to do if a confirmed case of the coronavirus is in a  nursing home" the monarch said that the nursing home staff MUST call all families that live in the two nursing homes in Austin island and tell them we must evacuate the premises and that the loved one must go home". he says saving  224  nursing home residents lives. he didn't have a  set statement for if a case happens in a group-home but he said to follow the health ministers guidelines ie quarantine for two weeks etc.    this just saved 224 peoples lives by issuing such executive order in case of a COVID infection.  


 

Thursday, June 18, 2020

1st poll for the runoff election out an hour after the 1st round election election and the latest poll of 50 voters shows austin young in the lead to re claim the throne

Well there is  only   two  left in the ring to claim the throne. People First Party nominee and incumbent monarch austin  young and moderate conservative independent nominee   john smith. in a poll conducted by  the state media  Austin young has a  24 percentage point lead (62-38). A big lead for the popular incumbent who is well known for his  positions on LGBTQ, Women breaking away from his conservative values.  but after the coronation ceremony, he has to sign  the AIDA( austin islanders with disabilities act). this comes because the act needs 32 delegates and 17 senators or 2/3 of each chamber to pass. 
Right now if the  vote was happening the  bill will pass in the senate  
the senate: unanimous passage (26-0)
 house of delegates  25 nay 19 yay (10 delegates need  to pass). but  will delay it until next session.

John Smith and Austin Young advance to runoff election

CAPITAL  CITY- breaking news from the office of the monarch john smith and Austin young advance to the runoff election. what the monarch confirmed with us is that he and john smith will face each other in the  July  29-30th runoff election since no candidate got a majority of the 1,236 votes cast or 619 votes.  the vote totals are as  follows
                             -Austin Young 209    17%  
                             -John Smith      179   14% 
                             -Skeeter Slums  162   13%
                             -Sammy Walwith 132 11%
                             -Cornelius Cornus125 10%
                            -Gary Bonofante     94   8%
                            -P.R.Tinselville       87    7%
                             -Brian Jones           86   7%
                             - Louie cabral          72  6%
                               -I.C.Weiner             47  4%
                               -Sal appegio            43  3%
there  will be  a few debates scheduled for the second round   on
-June 29th
-July 7th
-July 15th or16th
- July 21st

here's the  spread sheet of the election:

Wednesday, June 17, 2020

20 minutes before polls close in austin island

 we will be expecting  ballots to  come in in about 20 minutes   as the polls start  to close and we decide who goes on to the runoff election if  there's any.

less than 5 1/2 hours until polls close

less than  5 1/2  hours until the polls close in the   1st  round of the monarchs election.  as the time ticks down the ballots are cast for the first-round election.  when the capital city clock tower strikes 9pm the exit poll comes out. the votes will be counted tomorrow  morning after they come to the rainbow house. this election is   dealing with the economy and how businesses will survive while the pandemic rages. turnout will be  low  due  to a common fear of the pandemic. unemployment rate 65%, kids not knowing where there next meal will come from, businesses closed. the monarch is  trying to reopen the kingdom quickly so people can go back to work.  the king said "To all of the little kids not knowing where your next  meal is  I am so sorry, to the  kids    who lost three months of  school, and to the parents I am so sorry I took  your job away because  it was in  the public interest to save peoples lives".  this comes as austin island is entering phase 4 at the end of next week.

Voting underway all polls close at 9:00 pm

all polls in Austin island are open now and they will close at 9 pm tonight so if you want your ballot to be accounted for it must be in by 9pm tonight when all nationwide polls close. we can't give  you any results until the monarch counts them.  that is the law in Austin island and  failure to comply will result in a  250,000 unit fine. and since this is state-owned media the monarch could shut us down. 

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

austin island election hours away

only 10  hours before voting starts in Austin island the very first election battle for the throne. it was originally scheduled for the sixth but due to the constitutional revision, the  1st round will start. if none of the candidates get a majority there will be a  second round on   July   29th and 30th.  right now it looks like the incumbent is going to the runoff election according to polls published by the news.  but if one of the candidates gets 50% or more then a  runoff is avoided. there will be an exit poll when the capital city clock tower strikes 9:00pm.it is against the law for any media entity to get the polls before they are counted.  if the media company does this they are looking at fines up to 250,000 units and anyone could be looking at 5 years in the fed slammer.

monarch closes travel to all of china, south korea, florida,iowa,north carolina

CAPITAL CITY- Due to an emerging second wave of the pandemic the monarch decided to revise a  travel ban to china, south Korea, and the united states (Iowa, Florida, North Carolina). this is due to a second wave of the pandemic which is coming from Bejing. all Austin islanders the monarch said who are trying to enter those aforementioned countries will be quarantined in a  neighboring country for two weeks.  the health minister said, "the actions of the monarch to shut down all travel to those aforementioned countries saved a lot of  Austin islanders lives".

coronavirus cases exceed 8 million world wide, deaths nearing 450,000

 Breaking news global cases exceed   8 million and deaths nearing 450,000. this comes after a  second wave of coronavirus hits china cases spiking in china deaths unchanged. the monarch of Austin island just  reopened travel to china a week ago. we are waiting for the monarchs press conference about the pandemic soon. right now   the bejing area is   the   epicenter of  the  the second waves  we don't know if  he will close travel to china.  right now lets we will see the monarchs press conference. 

less than 36 hours beore austin islanders put their votes in for round 1

 only less than 36 hours before Austin islanders will decide who will advance to the runoff election. the 11 candidates couldn't have a last-minute debate beforehand but all of the candidates who are running for the throne are concerned that they may not advance that worry but only two will advance(except if one gets 50% or more).  there are still some questions about the election and how it works. 
the election works in two rounds if no candidates call a majority of the votes or more than 50%  there is a runoff election held between the 1st place and 2nd place candidates. six weeks later. what voters are concerned about is how to reopen the economy and how to reopen it on the best pretenses.  if you cast an absentee ballot make sure to do it tomorrow between 5:30 am and  9:00pm. 


Sunday, June 14, 2020

three days until voting day

it is three days shy of voting day in Austin island for the 1st  round of the monarchs election. the 11  candidates are excited even though they couldn't debate. sal arpeggio said I am hopeful that I can advance to the runoff election but I am not so sure about that. were not sure about what will happen but when we get the results the next day the monarch will let us know the official first-round results as the votes are counted. because the reigning incumbent will count the votes.  this comes after blasphemous ads coming from radical left groups. the closest supporters of the monarch say that these ads are abhorrent and that it is sickening to talk about a modest person.  the monarch had this to say "I am not constitutionally allowed to censor anything I am sickened by use of the word f@%%ot. I want all ads like that to be removed from the air at once. I called the other candidates and they said that we didn't air such political ad".  this comes amid pride month. 

Saturday, June 13, 2020

unemployment in austin island is at 65%

 \there is some light at the tunnel for the pandemic as  Austin islands economy is reopening as we speak. according to new numbers from the Austin island unemployment office 1,237 people are unemployed. which is roughly  64.9%. according to the Austin island department of labor 200-400 jobs would be reinstated by the end of phase three.  bringing unemployment between 43-54% a big spike from 72%. but still not the economy that the monarch predicted. phase three is set to begin Monday. now some gruesome attack ads are blaming the monarch for not acting soon, and that he will cut social security from the elderly. but that is not what voters think of him as. they say I wouldn't vote for him in the first round but I may vote for him in the runoff.  the  mayor of capital city said  that the monarch wouldn't cut funding  for social security  that's a mean and unthinkable thing to do and say.

Friday, June 12, 2020

Corona virus pandemic reopening will enter phase three

the coronavirus pandemic reopening will enter phase three soon the monarch says we had an interview with the incumbent monarch Austin young. king Austin said that this is a good start to get the first three phases of reopening done beforehand. this comes four days before the voting  day is set to happen.  as the incumbent is excited  to count all  of the votes for this election we don't know what the  results are going to be   of the election but this election is going to decide which path austin islands economy  is going. so far 65% of people in austin island are unemployed which is a  sudden spike from less than 3% percent of the workforce   that is unemployed.

Voting day is in five days and questions will be anwsered

 in austin island  voting day   for the non-partisan first round  is in  five days and there are some   questions  that   voters  have. so lets start answering the questions.

Do  i have to  register to vote

the  anwser is no in  austin island you  donot have to register to  vote what  you must be is 15 years old have your primary residence in austin island. you must have proof of your age  also  ie a drivers license, a work id social  security card or other means of identification.

how is  the   voting done 

the   voting in austin island for the monarchs election is done in   two rounds. with a non partisian  first round with x amount of candidates. if no candidates  get  50%+1 vote or a majority of the votes. all candidates are eliminated that place in third place or lower. then  the top  two candidates would be nominated by a political party to represent that party in a runoff. your ballot would be a blank piece of paper  that you discreetly   put in one of the boxes. then  the   next day the sitting monarch counts  the votes and  anounces  the   tabulation.

is it mandatory to vote in austin island

No it is not mandatory we  hold elections at diffrent times of the year.  it is up to the voter if they want to  vote or not.  

I am  blind and i am not sure  if i can vote

yes you can vote in austin island  if theres no braille   on the box make sure  to bring a family member who can see the boxes and read the names  to you. or you could ask a pollworker to help you read the   names on the ballot box.

if i am  going out of town on election day what do i do

what you should do is go to your local  post office, townhall,or any building with your half sheet of paper and   cast  your ballot. but beacuse travel is suspended from 200+ countries unless  leaving the country to be with family.you can still cast your absentee ballot between  5:30 am and 9:00pm(6pm in  crander and  capital city) on June 17th or  any day before  you leave.



 


Thursday, June 11, 2020

Voting day is in six days but pandemic reopening is not going to put voters at a stake

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The coronavirus pandemic has killed roughly 420,000 people and infected 7,500,000 people but that wouldn't put a damper on voting in Austin island. this election determines the Austin island economy 1,300 people unemployed (68% of the workforce), and the incumbent says this. here is what king Austin said I hope that the economy gets back to normal because I can't stand 68% of the workforce not knowing where the money is coming from. it may not recover. certain businesses in greater Austin island are already calling for bankruptcy. all candidates have not had any rallies due to the pandemic. that means that a lot of voters don't know the candidate's position.  therefore the election is going to put a  damper on 81% of the population(the % of people in greater Austin island who are eligible to vote). so what the king decided to do  was make the polling system different by putting a blank piece of paper in a  box with the candidates' picture.  the election will be conducted in two rounds with the runoff being  July 29th and 30th.

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Coronavirus pandemic reopening headed in to phase two

CAPITAL CITY- From a  recent press confrence with the monarch of austin island we heard that  phase  two  may go underway. but king austin  did lay out certain precautions  in phase two Bowling alleys, muncipal pools (pushed up from phase four due to the summer season and the warmer temperatures),Restaraunts (outdoor services only). and  other things. this came 9 days after  phase one was  declared. but if there is a  confirmed case in   greater austin island   the monarch said "we must  re close  everything in  the public  intrest of peoples safety".  drive ins were open before  this  but they have to follow  guidelines set by municipal and  federal governments.  according to the  austin island bureau of employment  the unemployment rate is 68% ( what the monarch called a travesty  but we will get all 68% of you back on the job). this  comes  eight days before  he is  supposed  to  go up for election against his 10 challengers. his approval rating is 29%(something that he expected to come down the turnpike but  he has time  to catch up. but his polls show  that he has 34% of support in the  first round elections  with his other  challanges ranging from less than 1% to 20%.

Tuesday, June 9, 2020

remember voting day has been delayed to june 17th

if you thought that  the 1st round was this past Friday it has been delayed to June 17th for voting  it is now  going to be based off of  popular vote for both rounds  1st round and runoff.  the   reason why it was delayed was due to the  fact of the  new constitution.  the runoff will be held on July,29th  for voting and July,30th for counting. 

the  format is the  same

Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Austin island delaying election of first round until june,18th

due to the constitutional lockdown on Austin island   the 1st round election will now be held on  June,18th (june,17th for Voting) and a runoff will be held on July,30th (July,29th for counting). there will be  11 candidates still but both rounds will use direct popular vote rather than the congressional popular vote system.  we will still be using make shift ballots   and  the winners of the  1st round can choose  their own political party to represent in the runoff election 

Monday, June 1, 2020

Austin island will try a fairer system of voting

For the 2023 kings election, here will be a fairer system of voting. the new system the king described as fair and reasonable yesterday the king pointed out a few changes to the election.
 
2020 election
- Two Round System
- 1 st Round is a non-partisan straw election based on popular vote
-Runoff is based off of congressional popular vote and an electoral college 
-Candidates must choose one of the two major political parties
 -Candidates Must have  100 signatories from endorsements or the general population
 2023 Election
- Two Round System
- 1st round is a nonpartisan election based off of popular vote 
- Runoff votes are based off of the popular vote of the general population for that candidate (like in most countries). 
-Candidates can pick a political party of their choosing if none of the political parties apply to the candidate they can create their own political party or run as an independent if they choose but the political party name cannot have any expletives if it does the ballot will show your party with an alternate word. ie  if your party is the   taxes are too f@#king  high party we have to show your party name as   taxes are too bleeping high. 

flag proposal of austin island coming in swiftly

after realizing the  flag of austin island is similar to the  north macedonia  the monarch calls for a new flag of the kingdom of austin island