Monday, June 29, 2020
Monarch turns investigation over to federal authorities
Amid the embezzlement scandal The monarch turned in all documents that are necessary to all of the federal authorities. The monarch said the other day, that I have a runoff election to campaign for I have no time for an investigation in a scandal that is nothing but two candidates playing dirty politics. Yesterday the speaker of the house of delegates turned in all of his documents regarding the embezzlement scandal. we don't know if any charges will be pressed but we do know is that the speaker of the house of delegates is in a witness protection program. the authorities are not going to put the monarch in a protection program beacuse they understand that it is a campaign season and it makes no sense toput the monarch in a witness protection program and also he has no knowledge about the scandal what so ever so the judge wouldn't find him as a viable witness in the trial. what the monarch concluded is that there were three players in the embezzlement. the bank of austin island, the appegio campaign and the cabral campaign. both campaigns deny any involvement in this embezzlement scandal.
1 st Runoff election debate today.
Today is the 1st runoff election debate between john smith and austin young one month to the day of the runoff election.The debate will be set up like this there will be two hours of debate each candidate has 3 minutes per question to anwser. There will be six questions asked by the opposing candidate. 18 questions will be asked by anyone in the public and 16 questions will be asked by a blind moderator. unlike in future debates there will be unlimited time for both of the candidates to speak but it has to not exceed a total of two hours. both candidates jointly agreed due to the pandemic to do all four debates via a zoom confrence in order to keep socially distant.
Saturday, June 27, 2020
New documents from the austin island bank show that the appegio and cabral campaign laundered in 40 million units from a loan
New documents from the speaker's office show that the bank of Austin island is a fourth party player in the election embezzlement scandal. after the speaker of the Austin island house of delegates has retrieved bank documents from the arpeggio campaign and the Cabral campaign showing that the two campaigns loaned more than 40 million units from the national bank. This comes amid both campaigns being under scrutiny for electoral fraud. the bank of Austin island said that the 40 million units were wiretapped between the two candidates. the speaker of the house of delegates was subpoenaed to turn in all of his documents in the embezzlement scandal by 5:00pm tomorrow. then local authorities said that we must put Mr. Tinselville in a witness protection program after he turns in all of the documents he has in his office if he doesn't comply immediately there will be a search warrant looking for all of the papers that the speaker has.
BIG ELECTION BRIBE SCANDAL IN AUSTIN ISLAND
A Big election scandal in austin island has been discovered in austin island with documents and bribes and a big 28 million unit prize. the major players in the scandal were Louie Cabral and sal appegio who tried to fabricate the 1st round results in order to have those two candidates advance to the runoff. The speaker of the austin island house of delegates said that Mr.appegio and Mr cabral bribed me 25,000 units to attempt to bribe the election to make it look like they advanced. Mr. Tinselville turned in documents on June 12th explaining the detail of the election embezzlement scandal. both candidates have no knowledge about any bribes between these three men but the monarch had something to say after the press asked him a question about the matter of the embezzlement scandal.i don't know of any embezzlement scandal he said. but one of the press reporters told him that these were the documents turned in by thr speaker of the house of delegates on June,12th. then the lealoa village authorities came as well.the monarch told the local authorities that i don't know about this embezzlement scandal but this is completely dirty politics in its worst.According to the lealoa village police department Mr. tinselville will not face any charges for his cooperation. the monarch will investigate the scandal and turn in everything to the federal authorities.
Critcs say that thronal runoff could be a very contested political race
Another day another poll as Austin young has his second poll fall below 60%. according to the crander post, a poll has the incumbent monarch win by 16 (58-42). John Smith the monarchs clear opposition said that if he polls below 40% at the time that voting ends I have no choice but to call concede at 8:00pm. Then the crander post asked Mr.smith do you think that your opponent may win. Mr.smith replied maybe the way that all of the Austin island media is looking. Then he said I do praise the monarchs quick actions of closure but I am not surprised by him stating that there may have been up to 20 confirmed cases he's right that they couldn't get a test by march 2nd. but what I am criticizing here is why couldn't the government get the tests to give the government the data they need to get the coronavirus. the monarch responded with that we didn't have a budget set up until March 1st and it would cost more units to spend when you have no fiscal budget
Friday, June 26, 2020
Three Days before the 1st runoff debate
In austin island the voters are looking forward to seeing the first debate for the monarchial runoff election, is coming up soon. but now
Thursday, June 25, 2020
Monarchial Runoff in five weeks
The monarchial runoff election is in five weeks and like the 1st round, people have some questions to be anwsered.
Why Do we have a runoff election for the monarch?
We have a runoff election for the monarch because Austin island electoral law states that a winner must have 50%+1 vote to claim victory or more and since none of the candidates achieved the threshold we have a runoff election.
How do I cast my ballot
You cast your ballot by ripping a blank piece of paper in half and drop it in a ballot box with the picture of the candidate and their name.
When will the results come in
the results will come in when the monarch counts all of the ballots and confirms all of the results.
Wednesday, June 24, 2020
Race For 123 unity way becomes heated
The road to 123 unity way is becoming tense but still, the monarch has a 22 point lead in the latest poll (61-39). As it is five weeks until the runoff election. the first monarchial debate is in five days via a zoom conference. there are some rules each candidate has 3 minutes to answer each question. the opposing candidate can ask 6 questions with 18 questions from random people in the public. and 16 questions coming from a blind moderator. the second debate is a free for all in which candidates can shoehorn in their concerns. there is no time limit per question and as many questions can be asked in a two hour period
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
new unemployment numbers show that 49% of austin islanders are unemployed
The new numbers from the austin island bureau of labor shows that 49% of austin islanders ar unemp
Monarch says that there possibly was 8-20 cases but weren't tested so he couldn't count it
The monarch of Austin island states that there were possibly 8-20 cases of coronavirus but weren't tested. the monarch says that all of the tests we have on file are from march,3rd onwards so we will go with all data starting on the third of March. Then he said I don't want the people to blame me I just didn't know about this until a test happened. and he said by about right now all of the people could have recovered. The health minister also confirmed that we don't have any data before march third that we could go off of. The data that the government will give is from march,3rd onwards because it is hard to count people who had coronavirus like symptoms but were not tested. he says it doesn't make sense but he will keep all data from march,3rd onwards.
Currently there are
Coronavirus cases: 0*
Tests: 472*
% positive 0.0%*
*note all data is what the austin island government has on file the 8-20 cases that were presumed by the monarch don't count but this is the data from march,3rd onwards.
Monday, June 22, 2020
monarch says that if a confirmed case in any of the 8 group homes we must quarrantine for two weeks
CAPITAL CITY- The monarch just came out with an E.O stating if any group home gets a coronavirus infection just to quarantine the group-home and let all families know about the quarantine and if they have to visit all relatives in-person to wear a mask while on the premises. if not all group homes in greater Austin island are setting up a zoom conference between all group home families of greater Austin island. The monarch says to follow all social distancing guidelines and other guidelines stated by the health minister. the monarch is now closing all travel to California after governor Gavin Newsom reports spikes in COVID cases and 16 other states like Oklahoma. the impact of COVID's second wave on the united states has kept travel open to 30 states+DC. The monarch says I like those 20 states but I don't want infections in Austin island.
Friday, June 19, 2020
Monarch Announces That If there is A confirmed covid case in a nursing home that all residents must be evacuated ASAP
Yesterday after the results of the 1st round the monarch had something to say after a reporter asked him "what are you going to do if a confirmed case of the coronavirus is in a nursing home" the monarch said that the nursing home staff MUST call all families that live in the two nursing homes in Austin island and tell them we must evacuate the premises and that the loved one must go home". he says saving 224 nursing home residents lives. he didn't have a set statement for if a case happens in a group-home but he said to follow the health ministers guidelines ie quarantine for two weeks etc. this just saved 224 peoples lives by issuing such executive order in case of a COVID infection.
Thursday, June 18, 2020
1st poll for the runoff election out an hour after the 1st round election election and the latest poll of 50 voters shows austin young in the lead to re claim the throne
Well there is only two left in the ring to claim the throne. People First Party nominee and incumbent monarch austin young and moderate conservative independent nominee john smith. in a poll conducted by the state media Austin young has a 24 percentage point lead (62-38). A big lead for the popular incumbent who is well known for his positions on LGBTQ, Women breaking away from his conservative values. but after the coronation ceremony, he has to sign the AIDA( austin islanders with disabilities act). this comes because the act needs 32 delegates and 17 senators or 2/3 of each chamber to pass.
Right now if the vote was happening the bill will pass in the senate
the senate: unanimous passage (26-0)
house of delegates 25 nay 19 yay (10 delegates need to pass). but will delay it until next session.
John Smith and Austin Young advance to runoff election
CAPITAL CITY- breaking news from the office of the monarch john smith and Austin young advance to the runoff election. what the monarch confirmed with us is that he and john smith will face each other in the July 29-30th runoff election since no candidate got a majority of the 1,236 votes cast or 619 votes. the vote totals are as follows
-Austin Young 209 17%
-John Smith 179 14%
-Skeeter Slums 162 13%
-Sammy Walwith 132 11%
-Cornelius Cornus125 10%
-Gary Bonofante 94 8%
-P.R.Tinselville 87 7%
-Brian Jones 86 7%
- Louie cabral 72 6%
-I.C.Weiner 47 4%
-Sal appegio 43 3%
there will be a few debates scheduled for the second round on
-June 29th
-July 7th
-July 15th or16th
- July 21st
here's the spread sheet of the election:
Wednesday, June 17, 2020
20 minutes before polls close in austin island
we will be expecting ballots to come in in about 20 minutes as the polls start to close and we decide who goes on to the runoff election if there's any.
less than 5 1/2 hours until polls close
less than 5 1/2 hours until the polls close in the 1st round of the monarchs election. as the time ticks down the ballots are cast for the first-round election. when the capital city clock tower strikes 9pm the exit poll comes out. the votes will be counted tomorrow morning after they come to the rainbow house. this election is dealing with the economy and how businesses will survive while the pandemic rages. turnout will be low due to a common fear of the pandemic. unemployment rate 65%, kids not knowing where there next meal will come from, businesses closed. the monarch is trying to reopen the kingdom quickly so people can go back to work. the king said "To all of the little kids not knowing where your next meal is I am so sorry, to the kids who lost three months of school, and to the parents I am so sorry I took your job away because it was in the public interest to save peoples lives". this comes as austin island is entering phase 4 at the end of next week.
Voting underway all polls close at 9:00 pm
all polls in Austin island are open now and they will close at 9 pm tonight so if you want your ballot to be accounted for it must be in by 9pm tonight when all nationwide polls close. we can't give you any results until the monarch counts them. that is the law in Austin island and failure to comply will result in a 250,000 unit fine. and since this is state-owned media the monarch could shut us down.
Tuesday, June 16, 2020
austin island election hours away
only 10 hours before voting starts in Austin island the very first election battle for the throne. it was originally scheduled for the sixth but due to the constitutional revision, the 1st round will start. if none of the candidates get a majority there will be a second round on July 29th and 30th. right now it looks like the incumbent is going to the runoff election according to polls published by the news. but if one of the candidates gets 50% or more then a runoff is avoided. there will be an exit poll when the capital city clock tower strikes 9:00pm.it is against the law for any media entity to get the polls before they are counted. if the media company does this they are looking at fines up to 250,000 units and anyone could be looking at 5 years in the fed slammer.
monarch closes travel to all of china, south korea, florida,iowa,north carolina
CAPITAL CITY- Due to an emerging second wave of the pandemic the monarch decided to revise a travel ban to china, south Korea, and the united states (Iowa, Florida, North Carolina). this is due to a second wave of the pandemic which is coming from Bejing. all Austin islanders the monarch said who are trying to enter those aforementioned countries will be quarantined in a neighboring country for two weeks. the health minister said, "the actions of the monarch to shut down all travel to those aforementioned countries saved a lot of Austin islanders lives".
coronavirus cases exceed 8 million world wide, deaths nearing 450,000
Breaking news global cases exceed 8 million and deaths nearing 450,000. this comes after a second wave of coronavirus hits china cases spiking in china deaths unchanged. the monarch of Austin island just reopened travel to china a week ago. we are waiting for the monarchs press conference about the pandemic soon. right now the bejing area is the epicenter of the the second waves we don't know if he will close travel to china. right now lets we will see the monarchs press conference.
less than 36 hours beore austin islanders put their votes in for round 1
only less than 36 hours before Austin islanders will decide who will advance to the runoff election. the 11 candidates couldn't have a last-minute debate beforehand but all of the candidates who are running for the throne are concerned that they may not advance that worry but only two will advance(except if one gets 50% or more). there are still some questions about the election and how it works.
the election works in two rounds if no candidates call a majority of the votes or more than 50% there is a runoff election held between the 1st place and 2nd place candidates. six weeks later. what voters are concerned about is how to reopen the economy and how to reopen it on the best pretenses. if you cast an absentee ballot make sure to do it tomorrow between 5:30 am and 9:00pm.
Sunday, June 14, 2020
three days until voting day
it is three days shy of voting day in Austin island for the 1st round of the monarchs election. the 11 candidates are excited even though they couldn't debate. sal arpeggio said I am hopeful that I can advance to the runoff election but I am not so sure about that. were not sure about what will happen but when we get the results the next day the monarch will let us know the official first-round results as the votes are counted. because the reigning incumbent will count the votes. this comes after blasphemous ads coming from radical left groups. the closest supporters of the monarch say that these ads are abhorrent and that it is sickening to talk about a modest person. the monarch had this to say "I am not constitutionally allowed to censor anything I am sickened by use of the word f@%%ot. I want all ads like that to be removed from the air at once. I called the other candidates and they said that we didn't air such political ad". this comes amid pride month.
Saturday, June 13, 2020
unemployment in austin island is at 65%
\there is some light at the tunnel for the pandemic as Austin islands economy is reopening as we speak. according to new numbers from the Austin island unemployment office 1,237 people are unemployed. which is roughly 64.9%. according to the Austin island department of labor 200-400 jobs would be reinstated by the end of phase three. bringing unemployment between 43-54% a big spike from 72%. but still not the economy that the monarch predicted. phase three is set to begin Monday. now some gruesome attack ads are blaming the monarch for not acting soon, and that he will cut social security from the elderly. but that is not what voters think of him as. they say I wouldn't vote for him in the first round but I may vote for him in the runoff. the mayor of capital city said that the monarch wouldn't cut funding for social security that's a mean and unthinkable thing to do and say.
Friday, June 12, 2020
Corona virus pandemic reopening will enter phase three
the coronavirus pandemic reopening will enter phase three soon the monarch says we had an interview with the incumbent monarch Austin young. king Austin said that this is a good start to get the first three phases of reopening done beforehand. this comes four days before the voting day is set to happen. as the incumbent is excited to count all of the votes for this election we don't know what the results are going to be of the election but this election is going to decide which path austin islands economy is going. so far 65% of people in austin island are unemployed which is a sudden spike from less than 3% percent of the workforce that is unemployed.
Voting day is in five days and questions will be anwsered
in austin island voting day for the non-partisan first round is in five days and there are some questions that voters have. so lets start answering the questions.
Do i have to register to vote
the anwser is no in austin island you donot have to register to vote what you must be is 15 years old have your primary residence in austin island. you must have proof of your age also ie a drivers license, a work id social security card or other means of identification.
how is the voting done
the voting in austin island for the monarchs election is done in two rounds. with a non partisian first round with x amount of candidates. if no candidates get 50%+1 vote or a majority of the votes. all candidates are eliminated that place in third place or lower. then the top two candidates would be nominated by a political party to represent that party in a runoff. your ballot would be a blank piece of paper that you discreetly put in one of the boxes. then the next day the sitting monarch counts the votes and anounces the tabulation.
is it mandatory to vote in austin island
No it is not mandatory we hold elections at diffrent times of the year. it is up to the voter if they want to vote or not.
I am blind and i am not sure if i can vote
yes you can vote in austin island if theres no braille on the box make sure to bring a family member who can see the boxes and read the names to you. or you could ask a pollworker to help you read the names on the ballot box.
if i am going out of town on election day what do i do
what you should do is go to your local post office, townhall,or any building with your half sheet of paper and cast your ballot. but beacuse travel is suspended from 200+ countries unless leaving the country to be with family.you can still cast your absentee ballot between 5:30 am and 9:00pm(6pm in crander and capital city) on June 17th or any day before you leave.
Thursday, June 11, 2020
Voting day is in six days but pandemic reopening is not going to put voters at a stake
The coronavirus pandemic has killed roughly 420,000 people and infected 7,500,000 people but that wouldn't put a damper on voting in Austin island. this election determines the Austin island economy 1,300 people unemployed (68% of the workforce), and the incumbent says this. here is what king Austin said I hope that the economy gets back to normal because I can't stand 68% of the workforce not knowing where the money is coming from. it may not recover. certain businesses in greater Austin island are already calling for bankruptcy. all candidates have not had any rallies due to the pandemic. that means that a lot of voters don't know the candidate's position. therefore the election is going to put a damper on 81% of the population(the % of people in greater Austin island who are eligible to vote). so what the king decided to do was make the polling system different by putting a blank piece of paper in a box with the candidates' picture. the election will be conducted in two rounds with the runoff being July 29th and 30th.
Wednesday, June 10, 2020
Coronavirus pandemic reopening headed in to phase two
CAPITAL CITY- From a recent press confrence with the monarch of austin island we heard that phase two may go underway. but king austin did lay out certain precautions in phase two Bowling alleys, muncipal pools (pushed up from phase four due to the summer season and the warmer temperatures),Restaraunts (outdoor services only). and other things. this came 9 days after phase one was declared. but if there is a confirmed case in greater austin island the monarch said "we must re close everything in the public intrest of peoples safety". drive ins were open before this but they have to follow guidelines set by municipal and federal governments. according to the austin island bureau of employment the unemployment rate is 68% ( what the monarch called a travesty but we will get all 68% of you back on the job). this comes eight days before he is supposed to go up for election against his 10 challengers. his approval rating is 29%(something that he expected to come down the turnpike but he has time to catch up. but his polls show that he has 34% of support in the first round elections with his other challanges ranging from less than 1% to 20%.
Tuesday, June 9, 2020
remember voting day has been delayed to june 17th
if you thought that the 1st round was this past Friday it has been delayed to June 17th for voting it is now going to be based off of popular vote for both rounds 1st round and runoff. the reason why it was delayed was due to the fact of the new constitution. the runoff will be held on July,29th for voting and July,30th for counting.
the format is the same
Wednesday, June 3, 2020
Austin island delaying election of first round until june,18th
due to the constitutional lockdown on Austin island the 1st round election will now be held on June,18th (june,17th for Voting) and a runoff will be held on July,30th (July,29th for counting). there will be 11 candidates still but both rounds will use direct popular vote rather than the congressional popular vote system. we will still be using make shift ballots and the winners of the 1st round can choose their own political party to represent in the runoff election
Monday, June 1, 2020
Austin island will try a fairer system of voting
For the 2023 kings election, here will be a fairer system of voting. the new system the king described as fair and reasonable yesterday the king pointed out a few changes to the election.
2020 election
- Two Round System
- 1 st Round is a non-partisan straw election based on popular vote
-Runoff is based off of congressional popular vote and an electoral college
-Candidates must choose one of the two major political parties
-Candidates Must have 100 signatories from endorsements or the general population
2023 Election
- Two Round System
- 1st round is a nonpartisan election based off of popular vote
- Runoff votes are based off of the popular vote of the general population for that candidate (like in most countries).
-Candidates can pick a political party of their choosing if none of the political parties apply to the candidate they can create their own political party or run as an independent if they choose but the political party name cannot have any expletives if it does the ballot will show your party with an alternate word. ie if your party is the taxes are too f@#king high party we have to show your party name as taxes are too bleeping high.
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